lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr
He can’t be president
Convicted Felon
I’m pretty sure the entire American population this one slide….
(Source: moriarty)
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.
Use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ to get an extra 10% off your entire order!
(Source: wickedclothes)
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
What if the real world could lag
Stop that. That’s terrifying.
(Source: ask-dune-and-kei)
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
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you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayedevery promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…
